- 'All this brain gof is annoying me.' - I can't even summon Brain Fog!
- 'Look I'm Well L Coo J.' I woke up and one of the legs on my pyjamas was rolled up. I meant that I looked like LL Cool J.
- 'If there was a zombie acopopolips, I'd be screwed.'
- 'Look at her swercul.' - I meant 'circle' was referring to a pregnant ladies belly. I don't know.
- 'Shall I light the fairy liquid Yankee candle?' - It's called Fireside Treats.
- Me - 'Have you got that stuff? The long, big toilet roll?'
Bf - 'Kitchen roll? Yes.' - Me - 'I'm pyjamas getting on when I get in. No, my jarparmas are going in. For fucks sake.'
Bf - 'You're getting changed when you get in.'
Me - 'That.' - Me - 'Can you get me a little mannequin to put raisins in, please?'
Bf - 'A what?'
Me - 'Mannequin?'
Bf - 'A ramekin?'
Me - 'Same thing.' - 'Shall we go to Asgwos tomorrow?' I meant Argos.
- Me - 'It smells like curry in here.'
Bf - 'You had curry for tea.' - Me - 'That's a cocker-spaniel. I want a dog with a cock in it. No, not a cock.'
Bf - 'You've said it now.' - *** Whilst watching the new season of Daredevil ***
Me - 'Who's that, Black Sabbath or something?'
Bf - 'Haha you mean Blacksmith?'
Me - 'Close enough.' - 'Where are you going with that blasket?' - I meant blanket, but actually I meant towel even though Ian had hold of his hoody.
Monday, 11 April 2016
Brain Fog #2
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Haha I loved this post! I honestly agree, laughter is the best medicine. Throughout my transplant (and upcoming transplant) making jokes has definitely helped to make me feel better. It's not a case of not taking it seriously, but a bit of light hearted humour definitely helps. My friend bought me a cartoon card recently with an eye hospital on it and someone standing outside it asking 'Where's the eye hospital?' and it just made me smile! Though I haven't done that...yet! Haha!
ReplyDeleteSarah xx
www.thingssarahloves.co.uk
Thanks lovely. Laughter definitely helps with coping x
DeleteYour examples were funny! I hate when I can't remember what things are called and have to describe them. Stopping by from Spoonie Bloggers on Pinterest.
ReplyDeleteAhh thank you :P x
DeleteThe cocker spaniel one hahaha. Also Im pretty sure Ive called kitchen roll the big toilet roll before. At least brain fog makes life amusing
ReplyDeleteBeth x
Mermaid in Disguise
Twinning with brain fog lol x
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