*Gets in bath with Grandad and wees*
Grandad - Oi, it's a bath not a piss pot
KP - PISS POT. PISS POT. PISS POT.
Me - What you doing?
KP - Food for my mouth.
KP - My making you something
Me - What're you making?
KP - Butter.
Me - Love you, bud. Bye
KP - Love you, bye
KP - Hello, my naked
Me - Why're you naked?
KP - You cut your beard?
Ian - Yes
Ian - No, don't you like my hair?
KP - No, get the hairdressers
Ian - It needs washing
KP - You dirty?
KP - Tell her I'll speak in one sec
Me - Has it been one sec yet?
KP - No, one big sec.
KP - You got me a present?
Me - No, would you like a present?
KP - No thanks.
Me - Can I have a biscuit please?
KP - No
Me - Why?
KP - It's only for big boys and you is too little.
KP - My ring you on my own
Me - Did you? You're so clever, what's my phone number?
KP - 4.
KP - What you doing?
Me - Just sat in bed
KP - You get up right now.
KP - Sarah, you got a gary?
Me - No
KP - What's that?
Me - My purse
KP - My have some money please?
Me - *gives him 20p*
KP - My need more for my mates
KP - My going to drive a monster truck and you go in the boot
Me - You can't drive
KP - My can drive actually
KP - What's that?
Me - A Toblerone
KP - Aww my love bo-bub-bone.
Ah love this post, you need to do them more often! Scotland shut and piss pot had me howling!
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Saloca in Wonderland
Hahaha I'm so glad. I'm going to try and do one a month! He's so funny x
DeleteAwww, this is such an adorable post. I couldn't stop laughing whilst reading it :) Children say the funniest things!
ReplyDeleteYay, I'm glad :) x
DeleteThis is SO cute.
ReplyDeleteSo funny the things little ones say.
I love this one;
KP - What's that?
Me - My purse
KP - My have some money please?
Me - *gives him 20p*
KP - My need more for my mates
Hahahaha.
He's a cheeky little sod haha x
DeleteI always love to read your toddlerlife tweets, bairns come out with some brilliant stuff!
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They really do :) x
DeleteI love the stuff kids come out with! My boyfriends 3 year old niece constantly comes out with random stuff, mainly along the lines of 'Steven kicked me in the face at the park yesterday but I was brave and told him he was naughty and then Nanny made him go to bed' Steven is my 28 year old boyfriend, didn't see her yesterday & deffo didn't kick her in the face (or get sent to bed) lol. Love your toddler life tweets!
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Hahaha bless! Yay, I'm glad :) x
DeleteHaha Did Ian get the hairdressers? Hes so adorable
ReplyDeleteBeth x
He's so cheeky lol x
DeleteLove this!
ReplyDeleteThanks x
DeleteLove this!
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