Toddlerlife #4

I'm back at it again with the things my 3 year old nephew says. He's such a little bundle of joy, although if he knew I'd called him 'little' he'd correct me because he's 'big' now - apologies, Kainey. If you fancy reading the other posts in this series, you can here.

KP - What you doing?

Me - Eating Chinese

KP - What you eating Chinese for?

Me - Well, I'm hungry.

Me - Do you like my hair?

KP - Yes, you is beautiful.

KP - Why you go hospital?

Me - I've got a sore body

KP - My come see you on my own, my Nan not come

Me - Okay, thanks bud.

Me - Come and give me a smoochie, please

KP - No thanks

KP - *taking his jacket off* My getting a bit warm now.
Me - Do you want another letter? KP - Yes please, and a present Me - What would you like? KP - A big one.

*Took Kaine the toilet*

KP - Look Sarah, I'm pissing.

*In the gym with my brother*

KP - I'm getting my shoulders ripped, lad.

KP - Look at my muscles, my baby Hulk Me - Wow, you're so strong KP - My know, my daddy Hulk now.
Mum - Say 'bye' KP - No Me - Bye, you little shit KP - Sarah, you is very naughty, my smack your bum.

KP - My take off my onesie and be naked

Me - Why're you obsessed with being naked?

KP - Coz.
KP - Sarah, my farted on your bed
Mum - I love you, Kaine KP - Alright, Nan, alright.
Bro - *swears* KP - That is very naughty, you'll have to go to the police station.

*KP puts his hand in my mouth giving me my medication*

KP - You love that don't you? This make your bones better.

Me - Speak to uncle Ian for a minute

KP - Get that beard cut, it too long.

Mum - Hang on a little minute, Kaine, I'm having a hot flush KP - My having a hot flush too, Nan.

Me - Kaine, go and get Roger

KP - You get him, please

Me - My back is very sore

KP - My toes is very sore, my can't walk.

KP - *whispers to Nan*

Mum - What did you say?

KP - MY NEED A BIG FAT POO.
KP - Sarah, where's your bungalow, Sarah? Me - You're in it, bud. A bungalow is a house with no stairs. KP - My want a bungalow in my house.
He's so bloody cute!