Little Man Life #2

My little dude is a complete chatterbox and since my previous #LittleManLife post, he's said a lot of hilarious things. I chat to him regularly over the phone and on FaceTime and he always makes my days brighter, even if he will sometimes only talk for a few seconds. He's 4, he's hella busy, I get it.

KP - For tea Sarah can have chicken nuggets and raspberries.

Me - I love your haircut
KP - They cut this side a bit different to this side
Me - It looks the same
KP - No it not 

Mum - Kaine, tell Sarah you were a giant yesterday

KP - Nan, my wasn't, my was lying about that

KP - Well, Sarah, you not get big and strong now
Me - I'm full up
KP - Two more bites 

Bro - What do we do when we get to the road?
KP - Cross it
Bro - NO, we stop and check for cars

Me - How's your yoghurt?
KP - What on earth are you talking about?

Me - What's my full name?
KP - Sarah Peter Ham

KP - My love small dogs and big dogs and German Shepherds

*FaceTime with Mum
KP - Nan, can you buy me an ice cream please?
Mum - Not right now, you're in the bath

Me - KP, did you ask grandad if he's paying to take me on a cruise
KP - Oh, my forgot, my get right on it

Me - What did you get from Smyths?

KP - Cars and more cars
Me - Shocker

Me - I'm just having some milky buttons
KP - Aww but my very hungry now actually

KP - Sarah my got my adventure shoes on. My can do anything; jumping, climbing, cartwheels, go upside down

KP - Sarah, my just got twelve more things to tell you

Me - I like your hoody

KP - My can carry things around in it and take it home. Like my head

KP - Nan, you be a dinner lady at my school when you big

Me - Look at you, you little cutie pie

KP - My not a pie, my not even hungry

KP - My just drinking water as water is very powerful

Me - What'd you get up to camping?
KP - Twenty quarter past

Me - No, not what time did you wake up, what did you do?

KP - Had a wee
Me - Is that it?

KP - My had a poo too

KP - My see a unicorn when camping. It was yellow and the shape of a duck on a sailing boat

KP - My just need twenty-hundred-thousand-fourteen more 'gredients

KP - My sent YouTube on the telly
Me - Wow, how did you do that?
KP - Magic. Mind magic

Me - That's amazing

KP - My got superpowers, Sarah

KP - Nanny, what're them big balls?
Mum - They're scotch eggs
KP - No, they big balls. Do you like big balls, Nanny?

KP - Sarah, we go on Snap-shat?

KP - Night night, sleep bright

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